“Life is like riding a bicycle - in order to keep your balance, you must keep moving.” ~ Albert Einstein Know me IRL? please read this first. All audio posts ♪♫. A picture is worth a thousand words.Tumblr (3.0; @hslz)http://hslz.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3fb33823400faabb2fb23b132d4edc53/tumblr_mn3n1zhLCG1qdpmluo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4d1e44eda7da0ab67582f0de47d2a52/tumblr_mn3n1zhLCG1qdpmluo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>“I always admired Wonder Woman and the Incredible Hulk, but I don’t know if I’d be a very convincing Hulk.”</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51135080156http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51135080156Thu, 23 May 2013 03:19:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/050eb20d08f0abc234ab7449a66ad5f7/tumblr_ml5ywq3eNi1s0091oo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51134647927http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51134647927Thu, 23 May 2013 03:06:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c32361e7ce83d6bc969d454cce0098d0/tumblr_mn8g706vNn1qdoyv4o1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0208d488b56c7f016a97da903e37e281/tumblr_mn8g706vNn1qdoyv4o2_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51134357044http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51134357044Thu, 23 May 2013 02:57:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/622e8875b0357a0512d90d9bf2ef49f8/tumblr_mm20jh51KE1soq2qyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thundrcunt.tumblr.com/post/51125738028/kill-mee" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thundrcunt</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>KILL MEE</p></blockquote>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51133784137http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51133784137Thu, 23 May 2013 02:41:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92o05ec8U1rpdeg0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92o05ec8U1rpdeg0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://david-tennants-little-fangirl.tumblr.com/post/37438402416" target="_blank">david-tennants-little-fangirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meosml9MWw1r9ixyz.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51133766804http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51133766804Thu, 23 May 2013 02:40:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twingeneticist.tumblr.com/post/50589877696" target="_blank">twingeneticist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>THERES</strong><br/><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/441a63d116f2ffbc6a535de67bcf9bad/tumblr_inline_mmwlth2uht1qz4rgp.jpg"/></strong></p> <p><strong>ONLY</strong><br/><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/50f6cbb0e9391fdab2743e0af9ce6b51/tumblr_inline_mmwlu0rsjE1qz4rgp.jpg"/></strong></p> <p><strong>116</strong><br/><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6f27e328a99dc990f677b1cee618fbab/tumblr_inline_mmwlujtjQV1qz4rgp.jpg"/></strong></p> <p><strong>SAND</strong><br/><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/fc249cf76caa36d409afc94399c12244/tumblr_inline_mmwluwokTh1qz4rgp.jpg"/></strong></p> <p><strong>CATS</strong><br/><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/43849eb71594dffcf4583e631b9dd3f1/tumblr_inline_mmwlv4cRwL1qz4rgp.jpg"/></strong></p> <p><strong>LEFT</strong><br/><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3bc2a8ad5e37583a4108535dff101f9e/tumblr_inline_mmwlvnF1cH1qz4rgp.jpg"/></strong></p> <p><strong>ON</strong><br/><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/22542b6107df0039204d626b004a80a3/tumblr_inline_mmwlwfeQcc1qz4rgp.jpg"/></strong></p> <p><strong>EARTH</strong><br/><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3e6a03018e7978b2b4f111cf27a0271d/tumblr_inline_mmwlwo8tI31qz4rgp.jpg"/></strong></p> </blockquote>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51114503851http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51114503851Wed, 22 May 2013 21:31:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cc3f21b9167697796bb36f9ca7350a70/tumblr_mn7i9j6Uuh1qzrlhgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thefrogman.me/post/51074335596/okayyyy-i-suppose-i-can-here-are-a-few-of-my" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Okayyyy. I suppose I can.</p> <p>Here are a few of my favorite Otis blergenfloofs.</p> <p><img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image constrained_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e4299c9a5e8b2a52a77eca515774f407/tumblr_inline_mn7hqetEjR1qzs6oc.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image constrained_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4f4cab15302d0fb5c893af1711b85b5b/tumblr_inline_mn7hqtBkUX1qzs6oc.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image constrained_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/eac782b41da17f73c3c13494674748fc/tumblr_inline_mn7hr5Jp6o1qzs6oc.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image constrained_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/88237725070c2b9a52a1257b1b699ece/tumblr_inline_mn7hrhZUOR1qzs6oc.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image constrained_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5713a0525deaf92607a4a3c5d46d72bf/tumblr_inline_mn7hrrR5qu1qzs6oc.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image constrained_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c79ef94ac165b39125ee02d9149f4dfd/tumblr_inline_mn7i3xaQk51qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image constrained_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4ba229eadcaf4a8b7d013a0cb1c0f469/tumblr_inline_mn7i24pwEJ1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image constrained_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4c1c29df9682b1121b51522c6a6dc8d4/tumblr_inline_mn7i37Vc2A1qz4rgp.gif"/></p></blockquote>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51102035182http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51102035182Wed, 22 May 2013 18:46:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ce0fa16dd0bd37de150430d477adb5b/tumblr_mm2784K5sU1ql2603o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a826aa9ac2d291070351a4e4ab82e136/tumblr_mm2784K5sU1ql2603o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://godisgaf.tumblr.com/post/49258884666" target="_blank">godisgaf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.</p> </blockquote>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101968935http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101968935Wed, 22 May 2013 18:45:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f2b1a6451fcb60e0d8f0365cfcfd106/tumblr_mn7f3fPK8n1qzrlhgo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a145033ac512cf261e117ecac552574e/tumblr_mn7f3fPK8n1qzrlhgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4e17ad0e2ce256ac40aceb0014180b4/tumblr_mn7f3fPK8n1qzrlhgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9156e44410ffe0ca377bf396c4789f5/tumblr_mn7f3fPK8n1qzrlhgo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dadc83dcfe0a3c3decf299055875d1a6/tumblr_mn7f3fPK8n1qzrlhgo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f605f86b51a8271e4ea2210bac9208f/tumblr_mn7f3fPK8n1qzrlhgo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thefrogman.me/post/51077747421/feels-good-man" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Feels good, man.</p></blockquote>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101871693http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101871693Wed, 22 May 2013 18:44:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0348141b8251d29e3b61ffe911fc400/tumblr_mn7sn6fkk31qggwnvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.humansofnewyork.com/post/51086972690/after-this-i-go-to-work-at-a-pizza-shop-my-wife" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">humansofnewyork</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”</p></blockquote>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101589163http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101589163Wed, 22 May 2013 18:40:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4350f211090477b29d5abb30a76c55d4/tumblr_mkmwpqohQ11qik2bvo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57a7330af2b940f45e1177b5b9d24677/tumblr_mkmwpqohQ11qik2bvo2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101357616http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101357616Wed, 22 May 2013 18:37:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d8b32402679f6d1ab7aaadf3d9d8a69/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7af08f000331bbf0881d37ae53944467/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><img alt="" src="http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mah-nigga.jpg"/></p>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101335757http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101335757Wed, 22 May 2013 18:37:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b4f7a1fa2f5991198c860d74aad6273/tumblr_mn6gl3AHKP1rav10co3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/680620da4d0f13594f638ec704e334d2/tumblr_mn6gl3AHKP1rav10co1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1d614c79564c47fe2a7a8c77e3f783b8/tumblr_mn6gl3AHKP1rav10co2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/244c3ee68a663289f82829ac32d3c967/tumblr_mn6gl3AHKP1rav10co4_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101290059http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101290059Wed, 22 May 2013 18:36:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m374qbj7Tc1r1ivb5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101254520http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101254520Wed, 22 May 2013 18:36:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/612e98ac2a09aec452c6cdbf6c3ab7ce/tumblr_mn7ygldgzC1qzsjk6o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e618fdcdab7859d275803f47283fdda9/tumblr_mn7ygldgzC1qzsjk6o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://lickypickystickyme.tumblr.com/post/51096558339/jif-the-popular-peanut-butter-company-has" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lickypickystickyme</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p><span>Jif, the popular peanut butter company, has finally weighed in on the debate about how to pronounce GIF.</span></p> <p><span>Jif’s tweet came less than a day after the creator of the Graphics Interchange Format (ie GIF) </span><a href="http://mashable.com/2013/05/21/jif-not-gifs-pronunciation-steve-wilhite/" target="_blank">revealed</a><span> that GIF is actually pronounced “Jif.” This simple declaration set off countless tweets and much self-doubt among the GIF-faithful.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Hey Jif, just shut up and be spreadable.</p></blockquote>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101105081http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101105081Wed, 22 May 2013 18:34:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a7d1aaa0b00383e31e34778ac0edc5d/tumblr_mmwde9CLus1qgiio5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101030698http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51101030698Wed, 22 May 2013 18:33:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/076defc9ca64dbd4dc9f64dc9dfd678d/tumblr_mn7zxqAcoO1qzsjk6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lickypickystickyme.tumblr.com/post/51099223424/so-if-a-lobster-never-meets-the-fate-of-the-lemon" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lickypickystickyme</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p><em><span>So if a lobster never meets the fate of the lemon wedge and parsley, it could live a long life - a really long life. Lobsters are basically eating, molting, growing machines. </span><span>Lobsters in general show no discernable signs of aging. They don’t lose appetite, sex drive, energy, no change in metabolism. (<a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=16349118" target="_blank">NPR</a>)</span></em></p> </blockquote> <p>I wish I were a lobster. for real</p></blockquote>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51100925068http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51100925068Wed, 22 May 2013 18:31:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8f80e96ae487c28a3eea1ee2ad4a430/tumblr_mkq9ogcnqd1s99bf5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51059132968http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51059132968Wed, 22 May 2013 05:00:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld8cutk4oS1qa4w2fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51059120434http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51059120434Wed, 22 May 2013 04:59:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0a5bbe2d83b9d4b9d8c6ba188cb04b9/tumblr_mmijquP9uT1rn5ojdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://31chainz.tumblr.com/post/49990904156/chris-colls" target="_blank">31chainz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Chris Colls</p> </blockquote>http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51059114697http://hslz.tumblr.com/post/51059114697Wed, 22 May 2013 04:59:44 -0400